Shipping policy

🚚 Shipping Policy – SHREWD

Made Just for You (Because You’re Fancy Like That)

Every SHREWD item is made-to-order—not sitting in some dusty warehouse waiting for love.

  • 🛠️ Processing Time: 2–5 business days

  • We craft your gear fresh, like a gourmet sandwich… but cooler

  • Peak seasons = slight delays (we’re good, not magic… yet)

⏱️ Shipping Times (The Hurry-Up-And-Wait Part)

🇺🇸 United States:

  • 3–7 business days

🌍 International:

  • 7–21 business days

Real talk: shipping carriers sometimes take the scenic route. We wish we could control that… we cannot.

💸 Shipping Costs (No Funny Business)

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your location and order.

Sometimes we run FREE SHIPPING deals 👀
(Yes… they’re as awesome as they sound)

📦 Tracking Your Stuff (Because Obsessively Checking is Normal)

Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number.

Feel free to:

  • Refresh it 17 times a day

  • Stare at it like it owes you money

We support this behavior.

📬 Split Shipments (Surprise… More Packages!)

Some items may ship separately since we use different production partners.

Translation:
You might get multiple packages = multiple dopamine hits.

🚫 Wrong Address = Sad Shrew

Double-check your shipping address before placing your order.

If you enter the wrong address:

  • Your package may vanish into the void

  • Reshipping fees may apply

We want your order to find you. Help us help you.

📉 Lost, Stolen, or “It Says Delivered But I See Nothing”

Once your package is with the carrier, it’s in their hands.

  • We’re not responsible for stolen packages

  • If it says delivered but isn’t there, check:

    • Your neighbors

    • Your porch corners

    • That one weird spot carriers always hide stuff

Still stuck? Reach out—we’ll do our best to help.

🌍 International Orders (Customs = The Final Boss)

Your country may charge:

  • Customs fees

  • Import taxes

These are not controlled by us (we wish they were).

💥 Damaged or Wrong Item? We Got You.

If something shows up looking like it fought a bear:

Contact us within 7 days with:

  • Your order number

  • Photos of the issue

We’ll fix it fast. No drama.

📩 Need Help? Talk to a Real Human

Got questions? Problems? Existential shipping crises?

Contact us at:
thetinyshrew@gmail.com

🧠 Final SHREWD Wisdom

We make cool stuff.
We ship it as fast as humans reasonably can.
We appreciate your patience—and your excellent taste.

Tiny Shrew Apparel – Stay Shrewd. Stay Stylish.